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staples made from splinters of hard boiled candy.
why? so you can remove them with your teeth, silly!
mmm!
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Now we know why the dog ate the kid's homework. It was for the staples. |
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"I gummed up the stapler again."
"It's stuck?"
"No, I just haven't put my teeth in." |
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In the great Crash of '04, the concepts of 'custard' and 'staples' seem to have become messed up. |
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<memo to self..insert 'staples' in Autobone Meta> |
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This recalls a Muppet sketch where Dr Bunson Honeydew forced his assistant Beaker to eat edible paperclips. Beaker was initially reluctant, but discovered to his joy that they were delicious. Unfortunately, a side-effect caused his nose to fall off. Is similar functionality envisioned here [po]? Either way, it's a [+] from us here at Muppet Labs |
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I think I'm more of a Gonzo, cheers [Unabubba] but I'll go for Waldorf if I have to choose.
[clears throat]: "Well now I've seen everything..." |
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"Du huh huh huh!"
I would also have accepted:
"Good, can we leave now?" or
"And most of it was better than this!" |
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"Well, with this lot on stage, I can't afford to be hard to please." |
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Ew, no. Soda. Candy staples with soda printer ink and rice paper. My favorite office snack. |
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... and those pretzel paper clips [FJ] suggested. Yum!! Good one, [po]! + |
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These would be great for kids on Halloween. You could wait for them with a staple gun. The nice ones you aim for there "Trick or Treat" bags and the ones ready to TP your house you could aim for. |
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Plus it would cause a mass case of office supply theft right before Oct 31st. |
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