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alarm clock where the mechanism of wakification is
vaccuum
administered to the head. The novel and intense stimuation
could likely reduce the need for a snooze period. Also,
those
with a spiritual leaning could be assured all of there dreams
would be contained in the devices HEPA grade collection
bag
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And what is the spiritual leaning for? We need to have an accurate assessment of it's position on the burning issues of the day. |
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So, rather like a CPAP mask with the polarity
reversed? |
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We don't think that's a proper word, even in the Unificated Status of George W. Bushica ... |
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And that's DEFINITELY not a proper word ... |
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As you may know the laws of magic to not always
square up with the common rules of physics
chemistry, or correct spelling. I can assure you that
"Vaccuum" is a proper terminology amongst many
bigfoot experts, serpent lubricators and Womyn
everywhere. |
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// serpent lubricators // |
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Now we're intrigued, and strangely aroused. |
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Where can serpent lubricators - professional or amateur - be encountered ? |
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