donkeylegs

Picture, if you will, a steeply inclined hill frequented by tourists. The tourists want to get to the top of said steep hill to admire the view. The locals, people living around the base of said hill, find it in their best interests to shuttle the tourists to the top of the hill. The local economy collapsed some time ago with the withdrawal of a multinational textile producer's factory.

Anyway, the locals use donkeys to transport the tourists up the hill - finding that tourists are quite lazy and prefer donkeys to traveling by foot. The trouble is, the hill is very steep which prevents the donkeys from taking a direct line to the top of the hill... instead, the tourist-laden donkeys must walk a circular path around the hill; winding their way nearer and nearer the summit. Each summit attempt can take as many as seven or eight full trips around the steep and tall hill.

The locals are finding that the donkeys are wearing out too quickly. Donkey legs naturally abhor bending and so, after a lifetime of burden and knee flexing on the one side of their body, the donkeys die of sadness.

ENTER SELECTIVE BREEDING!

Simply breed a new type of donkey: one that has two long legs on the left side of his body and two shorter legs on the right. To this new wunderdonk, climbing the steep hill in question (or any steep hill for that matter) would be a piece of cake! And donkeys don't even like cake! Any steep sideways incline would appear perfectly level to them.

Obviously, once these fantastic new creatures reached the top of the hill, they would have to turn around and walk back down. This presents another problem that could be solved by what I like to call the Padded Donkey Ball. Another story for another time...