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Is a toilet called a "bog" somewhere out there? |
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Hey now, that wouldn't drip on the seat! |
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Good thinking mgm, but better still would be a frictionless toilet bowl that didn't need cleaning in the first place. |
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Now, if someone coudl figure out how to coat the iside of a toilet bowl with that new frictionless polymer, we'ld be in business. |
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Approach the problem from the other side, and the genetic-engineering solution becomes obvious. (The problem lies not in the toilets, but in ourselves). |
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So, monkfish, you're saying we should genetically engineer
bristles onto our butts...? |
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Why get as complicated and expensive as genetic engineering? Simply bolt on a cling-film dispenser (either to yourself or to the lavatory depending on your preference) and hey-presto! Defecation in easily handled packages. No mess, just flush.
Just as an aside, I'd like to add that I'm not proud of this idea. It just happened. |
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hmpf - yep, I check the hankie too. |
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Dr. Bob: What you're essentially describing is a type of "Genie" for adults. (...genie's are little containers that parents use to dispose of dirty diapers: they simply drop the diaper in, twist the top, and out comes perfectly plastic-wrapped, odorless, "package"...) |
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