h a l f b a k e r yThe phrase 'crumpled heap' comes to mind.
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Great fun for the kids, too - |
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"Mom! Johnny shot me in the eye with your deodorant!" |
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Oh yes, we make an eyewash gun for that. |
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Next up, the shotgun mouth freshener. |
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Perhaps also a clandestine way to deodorize anothers' rancid regions. Bravo!!! |
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I cant wait for the Bidet Bazooka! |
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Oh thanks to all of you, I was about to move this to the *weapon* category for the *fight against body odor*.
btw--love all of the above ideas, too! |
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Just think about all the potential applications - douche, earwash, dental (a water pic), sunscreen, makeup (a la Bladerunner) - the list goes on and on. |
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Did you think this through, Xandram? No,
you didn't. Just mime the action of
shooting
yourself in the armpit, and you'll see that
the angles are all wrong - it's awkward and
uncomfortable. |
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"Okay, put 'em down again." |
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It makes personal hygiene interactive. And don't forget madcap hijinks potential in trying to defend home and hearth with one! |
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"All right, you! Hold it right there!"
"I'm not scared of your deodorant, jerk!"
"You sure? It's lavender!"
"I break out in a big gross rash from lavender! I'm going, I'm going!" |
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[Maxwell] You can have someone else *shoot* you...but you are right, another poorly thought out, halfbaked invention... |
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//You can have someone else *shoot*
you.// Aha - hadn't thought of that. Fair
point. |
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it would certainly be easier to promote in a supermarket than normal deodorant. |
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Replace a good looking girl saying "Excuse me sir, would you like to try our new Puma deodorant?" |
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with a stocking-headed guy shouting "Stick 'em up stinky" |
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//You can have someone else *shoot* you...but you are right, another poorly thought out, halfbaked invention..// |
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Let's not give up yet. You're shooting a spray, right? Basically an aerosoled liquid? Why not have a curved barrel on your gun? Flexible is out because I'd have to use two hands to hold the gun and the barrel in place, but some kind of rigid curve should work, just make it capable of twisting 180 degrees to be ambidextrous and ambipiterous. |
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There I was, wearing naught but a towel, when the S.W.A.T. team broke down the door and pinned me to the floor. Seems the nosey peeping neighbor saw me putting on deodorant and called the police. Can you imagine? The bedroom door broken, me in a wet towel with four policemen on top of me ... |
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You guys make me laugh so hard!
Good adaptation [Noexit]--but I
was being a bit sacastic there. |
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"What is that, musk?" "Nope. Musket." |
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Autorisé pour capturer.
Autorisé pour séduire.
Autorisé pour tuer...
L'Eau du Bond, c'est un parfum extraordinaire! |
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I love the cellphone gun, and other jokey cell phones could be invented too: "Massive head wound covered in bandages", "Siamese twin head", etc. |
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[+]. There's a few people around this dorm I'd like to forcibly deodorize. |
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Hobby horse deodorant? 10 minute ride and your fresh as a daisy! |
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The cell phone gun idea is baked, I've seen someone who had a gun shaped bluetooth handset. You held the barrel to your head and spoke into the handle, and the trigger was to answer a call. |
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I just googled it, it's actually an instructable. |
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I work in a bar, and assumed that this would be a tactical anti-odor weapon to use against random, smelly people on the dance floor. |
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This would be perfect, especially with a laser sight and a spray distance of maybe about 10 feet, so to avoid confrontation and any embarrassment for the patron - if you're subtle enough. |
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why not make it a BO-seeking missile ? |
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