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dentallations
realign your teeth to mirror your favourite constellation | |
Many folk have a favourite star constellation, but few have
ever thought of having a set of braces fitted to their teeth
which would realign them to mirror their visual pattern. As
some teeth would naturally have to be forced to migrate a
considerable distance, all of the bottom set would need
to
be
pulled out first, so as not to confuse the effect, but some
might be transplanted to the upper jaw in the case of a
complex star field. Think of the advantages... every bite into
a
piece of fruit would leave the perfect outline of a treasured
constellation to be passed around for comment. An
illustrated
talk on Orion (for example) would leap up the scale of
interest. Dentists would begin to specialise in obscure
configurations. It's an idea whose time is right, given the
popularity of scarring, tattooing and other body
modifications
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"You have perfect teeth? How sad!" |
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I want to bite Jesus into an apple and sell it on e-bay. |
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You would look like a hillbilly. |
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And if my teeth already look like the Big Dipper...? (I'm British, you know...) |
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