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This is an application for a tablet pc or smart tv.
Intended to be used in the kitchen however the format of
this invention could lend itself to other preconcieved real
life experiences.
Have you ever wanted to punish someone for doing
something too well.
Have you ever been jealous of someone
that cracks eggs
perfectly. They just seem to have a beautiful flow about
the mechanical process. Cracking an egg with one hand
effortlessly and without breaking the yoke. Seeing that
gets on my last nerve because the gifted egg cracker that i
know is always so smug about it, like its nothing special.
Anyhow in our house we use the ipad as a recipe book
from time to time.
The CTS app allows you to trigger a disruptive extreme egg
cracking mishap video and audio presentation at precisely
the right moment to knock an expert egg cracker off his or
her game. Think of it like an on instant demand ugliest
auto crash video or like the gross out boat tunnel video
from the original wonka movie except that it features egg
calamities.
Please excuse the name
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//Please excuse the name// It's OK. It's not as
annoying as, say "beanangel". |
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Would you prefer "be a Dear"? |
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I'm not sure this would work [vrackis] but like the thinking behind it. [+] |
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Erm is this a good place to point out that "crack" does have one specific slang meaning i.e. anus, which would tend to throw an entirely different light on this idea? |
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So, you have trouble cracking eggs without breaking
the yolk (that's how it's spelled, by the way). |
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<Nelson Muntz> Ha Ha </nm> |
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I was thinking something _very_ different until I saw this
was in the Computer category. |
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Shame on you. Go and wash your mind out with soap and water. |
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I scrub and I scrub, but it just won't come clean! |
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What you need is Clinton's-brand Patent Brainwashing Cream;
why, a good rubbing with that, and you can even completely
forget that you ever had sex with "That Woman"… |
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DON'T be tempted by cheaper brands like "Reaganol" - it works
well, but too well. You end up forgetting who you are, what
yyour job is, whether you've had your dinner yet, and even who
you declared war on last… |
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