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Well, what about this idea: suppose a buxom young lass wants to get through college, but doesn't have the cash. She gets a tattoo with a corporate logo on it put on her cleavage, but it is a tattoo that lasts only, say 5 years. Then they can come to me and I will remove it. It is a long and arduous
process, I assure you.
The corporte sponsor pays for her tuition, in return for all the free exposure. It's a win win deal.
Product logos/ideas, anyone?
Tattoo ads
http://www.tattooads.com.au/
[Veho, Mar 14 2009]
More tattoo ads
http://www.chinadai.../content_413228.htm
[Veho, Mar 14 2009]
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How about corporate tattoos on morons instead? |
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I would say baked and baked. We have temporary tattoo ads, permanent tattoo ads, people willing to carry ads on themselves and companies willing to stamp their ads on people. For money. |
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Admit it, [marquis], you just wanted an excuse to say "bosom". |
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//Then they can come to me and I will remove it// Be afraid. bone (smelly one at that) (sp corporte) |
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Did you know that the word "buxom" doesn't really have anything to do with bosoms? It's just assumed to, because of a cultural shift in assumptions about what's the most desirable secondary sexual characteristic. |
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Unfortunately, when you look up the real meaning, you'll find that it makes this idea look even creepier. [-] |
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Bosoms, now that's a word you don't hear every day any more. Anything with bosoms gets my vote, apart from Margaret Thactcher (Old joke I know). [+] |
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bux·om (bksm)
adj.
1. a. Healthily plump and ample of figure: "A generation
ago, fat babies were considered healthy and buxom
actresses were popular, but society has since come to
worship thinness" Robert A. Hamilton.
b. Full-bosomed. |
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2. Archaic Lively, vivacious, and gay. |
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3. Obsolete Obedient; yielding; pliant. |
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[Middle English, obedient, from Old English *bhsum, from
bgan, to bend, submit; see bheug- in Indo-European
roots.] |
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The American Heritage® Dictionary of the English
Language, Fourth Edition copyright ©2000 by Houghton
Mifflin Company. |
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Adjective
(of a woman) healthily plump, attractive, and full-
bosomed [Middle English buhsum compliant] |
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Adj. 1. buxom - (of a woman's body) having a large
bosom and pleasing curves; "Hollywood seems full of
curvaceous blondes"; "a curvy young woman in a tight
dress" |
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Bosoms [+]
Corporate advertising [-]
Corporate advertising on bosoms [---] |
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It's funny maths - but it works. |
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Well, guys, isn't that the first place your eyes go? |
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You could probably get the same effect with necklaces - with the advantage that you could change advertisers more easily. |
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I think it would be kind of creepy to have sex with a billboard. ("This rack brought to you by MAXIM!") |
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Surprised it's not been called "Tittoos". |
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Someone has obviously not been keeping abreast of the latest developments in tattoo advertising. |
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Hey! Teacher! Leave them tits alone! |
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Now come on, I know it's chest a joke, but don't make a boob of yourself, otherwise, you'll need a lot of support to get over the bra-ssing you'll get from these melons. |
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Not just aureole excuse. It has to B cup good one. |
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A thing I'm not too keen on with this idea is that you'd need a lot of front to even be approached for such a tattoo. |
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I thought all corporate babes had fake boobs
anyway. If you pricked them with a tattoo needle
they'd just pop...LOUD! |
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[nomo], I put it to you that your dictionary has a pitifully short attention span, and no sense of etymological strangeness. ;) |
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I think paying attractive college students to a wear a promotional T-shirt for a certain number of college days per year would be much more effective because: a) tattoos look trashy, b) showing cleavage all the time is impractical, c) tattoo would only be visible to people in close proximity, etc. |
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I was just thinking that there are so many slogans that would fit: |
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Breakfast of Champions (Wheaties) |
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Melt in your mouth, not your hand (M&Ms) |
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Tastes great, less filling (Miller Lite) |
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Just do it ( Nike) - then again, maybe not, might lead to too much groping |
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"Washing machines live longer with Calgon". |
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Oh no, that's already been done. |
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