h a l f b a k e r yKeep out of reach of children.
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My idea is a rollercoaster with a built in toilet to relive
constipation, scarring you out of your wits .
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love you mate, hows your mum? |
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re: your idea. you are a genius! |
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sp: relieve. jumping up and down to see you! |
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Call it the " Whiz-mo' " [gizmo]. And build it at Pismo (Beach). Or not. |
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I hope this rollercoastoer doesn't do very wild turns, or the "relieved" material that will land upon the people waiting on the line will make them release more "undigested" food items. Yuck. |
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negative voters - we know who you are - hah |
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In case you were wondering, I didn't vote. |
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It seems to me that a series of very tight turns might utilize centrifugal force to help the elimination process. |
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Mould the seats so that the knees are up near (but not at) the chin, for a healthier, more complete expulsion. |
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How about a stall in an elevator with disabled motor and brakes and a big spring at the bottom of the shaft? |
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