computer screen suntan

This idea was inspired by a poem someone posted on my site (see link) The idea is to create a computer monitor that would emmit ultra violet rays giving the user a flattering suntan.

At my alma mater, Carnegie Mellon, this was badly needed. The students there would develop a pasty pallor from staying inside to long, and often shielded their eyes upon emerging from the buildings where computer clusters were housed, like poor blind moles. They also had trouble getting dates-- despite the prodigious number of well tanned, less studious people who could be fount at the University of Pittsburgh just down the street.