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coffee bot
Deliver coffee and make people happy with it | |
For home or office this robot would consist of a mobility platform combined with a coffee maker and navigation system. It would respond to a button or smartphone radio signal. Features such as the ability to fill and clean the coffee maker would be nice.
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Not bad, but if it could deliver freshly mixed Martinis it would be even more popular. |
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Imagines a navigation error resulting in it tipping end over end down a long flight of concrete stairs then bursting open on the way, spraying boiling coffee in every direction. (sniggers) |
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"I'm sorry, Dave. I'm afraid I can't do that." |
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Actually it is impossible to underestimate the brilliance of this
idea. |
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The amount of time wasted by peons trudging back and to to the
coffee machine is horrific. Water coolers are just as bad. |
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The answer is an autonomous robot that can collect beverages
from a standard machine and deliver them right to the desk.
Products from food vending machines could also be delivered.. |
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This would mean that workers never have the excuse to stop
what they're doing for a moment, raising both productivity and
morale. If not, maybe the robot could also have a whip for
administering floggings to the demotivated. |
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Workers could have the cost of the beverage deducted from their
salary, and it would also allow the boss to keep an eye on
restroom breaks; a roaming "boss-eye" drone could follow
anyone leaving their workstation and literally hover outside the
door until they return. |
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This will also cut down on opportunities for seditious
conversations. |
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//restroom breaks// just add plumbing to each workstation? |
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What would Wally do, then? |
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