h a l f b a k e r yFewer ducks than estimates indicate.
add, search, annotate, link, view, overview, recent, by name, random
news, help, about, links, report a problem
browse anonymously,
or get an account
and write.
register,
|
|
|
Please log in.
Before you can vote, you need to register.
Please log in or create an account.
|
to stop those pesky sharks from biting your legs off I propose that the interior of said surf board by made of a chewing gum like substance which only becomes chewy when exposed to water. Hence when big ole jaws takes a chunk from the board, rather than getting a little polystyrene entree before his
dude main course, he /she gets a sticky mouthful of jaw aching chewyness giving surf boy a chance to skidaddle. Possibly even bubble gum for that West Side Story 'Shark' experience.
Disposable Anti-Shark Attack Surfboard
http://www.halfbake...0Attack_20Surfboard
Yup, [mcscotland]'s been there and done that. Sorry, etherman! [lostdog, Oct 04 2004, last modified Oct 05 2004]
[link]
|
| |
Small pockets of superglue inside the board? Sachets of shark repellant? I like it. |
|
| |
Nay, let the entire board become chewy once submerged. Then you gain the added benefit of not falling off since your feet will sink into the board. |
|
| |
Do sharks actually eat surf boards? I thought they preferred penguins. |
|
| |
I thought that was killer whales. |
|
| |
come on! boards are little and shark's gobs are enormous... |
|
| |
Didn't we do this with Highland Toffee already? |
|
| |
Board hits surfer in face ... here come the seagulls. |
|
| |
Oh, and I'll take mine in "Chewy Granola" flavor, please. |
|
| |
I ate a wookiee once, it was Chewy. |
|
| |
//Yup, [mcscotland]'s been there and done that. Sorry, etherman!// doh!. But surely shark bubble gum is much more preferable to Highland toffee. Aint you seen West Side Story? du- duna - na duuuuna!!! |
|
| |