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amazing how the "s"s really make the title/summary. |
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How do you get it to stay up? |
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Excellent in strong winds. Is there a parasail version on offer ? |
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Are there pyjamas to match? |
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Extensive testing has shown that a match is insufficient to set a cat's pajamas on fire. You need a lighter, and some sort of accellerant. |
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It's the spiky bit that goes through the cat and into the ground that keeps the umbrella up. Not any good for getting about though, being fixed in one place and everything. |
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But at least the cat would be dry, and you would know where it was (i.e. not roaming the area killing small songbirds and crapping in the neighbour's flower beds) |
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