candy at work

Think of those plastic candy-filled "toys such as cell phones, pagers, etc. Now imagine all your office supplies filled with candy... pens, staplers, notebooks... even computers and photocopiers.

Of course, the supplies would be designed in such a way as to not impede their functionality. Furthermore, special staff would be hired to "refil the copier" or whatever with candy, ensuring a constant supply of sugar to keep employees motivated, productive and sugar-happy.

For companies with dental plans who prefer not to go bankrupt, the candy could be replaced with peanuts, cashews or raisins, or something else equally nutritious but still somewhat delicious.