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This would be a toilet that created an adjustable vacuum to assist bowel movement. Stubborn bowels need not be a problem, and the danger of blowing a gasket is decreased by reducing the effort needed to evacuate feces.
Of course, a better diet including plenty of water and fiber would be a better fix,
but that doest make for very cool electronic toilets. Also, something would have to be done about the splash, feces that were vacuumed out might gain a bit of velocity.
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Oh My God! I think I just prolapsed!. Turn it DOWN goddammit!
Personally, I have never sat on a toilet where I could make a vacuum seal. aybe it is just me! |
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It would leave a helluva suction mark. |
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If you still had a bowel afterward. |
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I am afraid that I will have what I think is the best bowel movement of my life only to discover my intestines in the bowl afterwards. |
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A prolapsed bowel is an empty bowel. |
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This can't be good for hemorrhoids |
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I'm just going to stick to using a plumber's snake. |
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This would definitely not work and it would probably prolapse the rectum. A prolapsed bowel is not necessarily an empty one, but it might turn out to be a gangrenous one after quite a short interval, partly because it isn't empty.
By the way, the dates of the annotations on this idea give hope to the more forlorn contributions to this site. |
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Vacuum technology certainly has its place in removing/collecting matter in a convenient fashion, but throughout history, there has been used a much more common, simple technology which combines a number of factors such as scraping, gouging, material removal, and gradualism: |
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Therefore, I propose.......... |
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