h a l f b a k e r y"It would work, if you can find alternatives to each of the steps involved in this process."
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so there is a computer chip in your ass that monitors when
you need protein and vitamin C and injects it in
appropriate amounts. if your metabolism increases, it
gives you more calories.
your stomach is hooked up to a bag so that everything you
eat goes into your backpack. of course that would
have to
be like a garbage compressor.
maybe we could donate the mush to soup kitchens or fertilizer plants.
Backpack nutrient idea
Nutrient_20backpack_20UAFS
But with a different delivery mechanism. [neelandan, Feb 16 2009]
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So, I don't need to eat delicious food but instead I get a computer shoved up my ass and I have to wear a colostomy bag. This is great because....? |
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I had a computer chip in my ass once. Really. I
was stuffing a circuit board, I had chips all over
the place, there was one upside down on my
chair, and I sat on it. Computer chips hurt. I
didn't get any damn vitamin C, either. |
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Journal, you're 15 and American, aren't you? |
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I'd be more inclined to go with a supplement-pack that you could dump dead cats. cockroaches, brussel-sprouts and other noxious "foodstuffs" into but still get nutrition from them... the biological version of "Mr.Fusion". |
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//the biological version of "Mr.Fusion"// Baked. Pig. |
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//Baked. Pig.// long or short ? |
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