better Kung Fu-

In sparring class, I have to lock my pretty little face down like it's the pink panther diamond, because of a sad and unfortunate dental history. I have a caged helmet with chin strap and guard, as well as the standard mouth guard. This makes it impossible to talk because my hands are gloved so I can't get my fingers through the grate to pull out the mouth guard and ask critical questions. In answer to my last question, "so is he the aggressor throughout or do we switch offense and defense" my teacher gave me a bemused smile and answered "horse stance." Incidentally, my dentist gives this same sort of oblique response to most of my gape-mouthed querries.

The proposal then is for a helmet that acts as a projector with a light front and center of the headgear and a rotating track of standard questions around the circumference (sorry if that's the wrong terminology, math people, I don't know if a sphere has a circumference or what). It's all controlled by a knob big enough that the begloved can turn it. The questions will be stenciled into metal gobos - like the cutouts one uses in theater lighting. You can get a set of pre-fab gobos as well as blanks that you can stencil yourself. Proposed questions:

Hits? Kicks? Both?

Single Strike or Combination?

Whose Blood?

If anyone can draw a picture of the kung fu-nctional helmet, I'd be so appreciative. Thanks.