h a l f b a k e r yThe embarrassing drunkard uncle of invention.
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been here weeks mister and not so much as a dime
let alone a croissant
- won't someone give a croissant please????
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Change the subtitle to "Will bake for biscuit" and I'll reconsider. |
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Weeks? Mere weeks, you say? Why some of us had to wait *months* for our first croissant! And then it was tagged as BAKED by PeterSealy (he's got his own robot, y'know) as soon as we had a score higher than the average temperature at Scott Base, Antarctica! Ooooh, we had it tough when we was young halfbakers, yes we did. Propose something snappy, like Happy Panties or Antigravity Beer, and p'raps a pastry will come your way, me lad. |
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I recommend you try being more surreal whilst still looking for a need. |
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For example I imagined that this idea might be about a begging bowl that automatically hides collected loose change above a pre-set value, therefore encouraging more further donations. |
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Maybe we ought to attend linear thinking workshops ... |
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