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beardaclava
beard extension that you can quickly hide behind | |
Suitable for those with beards who wish to engage in dastardly
deeds (therefore a growing market). Beardaclava is a carefully
woven balaclava that hangs as a thick and luxurious seamless
extension to your existing beard, perfectly matching its
colour and hair quality. It has two strings that
pass over both
ears, allowing it to be quickly pulled up and secured in
position, thus covering your entire face with beard hair, apart
from your eyes mouth and nostrils. When not being deployed
for nefarious purposes, it can be used to keep the face warm
on a cold day, or to blend in, if one were to accidentally
stumble into the company of a troop of wandering primates.
close
http://www.morbid.d...rucie-balaclava.jpg
[Worldgineer, Dec 21 2005]
illustration
https://www.tumblr....aclava?source=share
[xenzag, Oct 30 2024]
[link]
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"Are there any _women_ here?!" |
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A wise Chinese dude (don't ask me why he's Chinese, it's not important. He can be Taiwanese, if you like. Or Javanese, I don't mind. Look, can we get on?) |
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A wise... dude, is swimming naked with his buddies when some women come across them. His buddies all cover their naughty bits in total embarrassment as the girls point and giggle. Our wise dude, however, covers his face. When his buddies ask why, he says,
"Well, how do people generally recognize you?" |
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It occurs to me that if they all had these, they could have simply hoisted them up and continued swimming. Which is a lovely image. + |
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If they were swimming, the girls wouldn't be able to see their naughty bits, surely, just their heads?! |
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I dunno. Maybe they were just doing some Naked Wading. |
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//A wise... dude, is swimming naked with his buddies// |
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Sounds a bit homoerotic to me.... |
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And has fewer syllables, making it easier to say. |
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I thought this would be a convienently placed pastry. |
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Housekeeping: re-added illustration (from first year I was on halfbakery) Seems like a long time ago and 1600+ ideas later. |
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