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bear scarer
a device that you open up (like an umbrella) that scares grizzlies | |
If you had one of these when you are hiking or fishing, and a bear
comes toward you, you just open it up. It has HUGE eyes on it and
looks menacing. The bear turns around fast and leaves you alone.
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I didn't see this on a saturday morning cartoon. |
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Not so sure about that.
Clapping works, stomping your feet works, yelling works, heck even singing works, but don't run. |
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If you come across a bear eating a carcass, heading towards its cubs or with a tooth ache, use the umbrella to impale yourself. |
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