h a l f b a k e r yYeah, I wish it made more sense too.
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The capsule looks a little like an all-clear diver helmet. The capsule closes around your head. Crispy clean air flows in and makes you feel good. The robotic fingers massage your hair giving it a quick wash and dry. Then it sets out on cutting the hair to the plan you gave it on barberobotcaps.com.
It also shaves you and cuts your beard (if you have one), as planned.
It then dries your head and blows away all the cut hair into a compartment where it is processed into a single strand of "processed hair" to be disposed of, or somehow used. Finally, it washes your hair and dries it, and takes a picture of you.
Cleans itself up and folds itself away into a small package, and politely asks you where you want to keep it for next time, communicating with house organizer robot.
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This has only become non-magic in the past decade. [+] |
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I keep reading this as "beetroot" in a capsule. |
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The first problem you're going to run into is that people's heads aren't all shaped the same. |
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The next problem involves blood and lawyers and is related to the first. |
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