h a l f b a k e r yIf ever there was a time we needed a bowlologist, it's now.
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Too many babies die in stove related accidents. Surprisingly, most of the deaths are caused not by heat and burning, but by the stove falling on, and crushing the baby. Studies have shown babies who are able to reach the stove safely are less likely to injure themselves using the stove than they would
be using an iron. I propose a ladder to help babies reach the stove. the ladder would be yellow, the safest color. It would be plastic, or tupperwear like, but STURDY. If a dog knawed on it, though, it would get rough and chewed up. there would be games to play on the sides of it while the baby is climbing. Nothing complicated, just some colored dowels on a rod, and a mirror, it doesn't matter, because the main event is the stove, and this ladder will help him get there.
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Stove must not mean the same thing to you as it does to me. Babies using stoves? |
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Right. That's what it means to me too. |
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//Studies have shown babies who are able to reach the stove safely are less likely to injure themselves using the stove than they would be using an iron.//
I prefer a nice brassie or even a niblick, myself. |
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Welcome [Bootis]. An interesting plan. Can't see it catching on with the mummies though. |
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