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football boots covered in synthetic astroturf.
little boys can play football anytime, anywhere, any surface with these boots. local council sold off your playing fields? sod ‘em – no sweat.
wearing these boots can make tackling even more skilful for professional players on a real grass surface
as the opponent would not be sure where the turf finishes and the boot starts.
Mr Beckham might like to complete the ensemble with a grass skirt.
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Heck, why not make them Chia? |
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Anybody else notice that echo? |
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I like this, po. but you'd also need grass knee- and elbow-pads to complete the athletic ensemble, just in case of falls. |
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Or, if playing on grass, you could go the whole hog and wear an all-over grass suit. Hot and bulky to play in, but if you just lie still in the penalty area for most of the match the goalkeeper won't stand a chance when the ball finally comes your way. |
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As to the grass skirt - Hawiiaan Football? Well, Hawai not? |
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My beloved San Diego Chargers play their final game of the season this Saturday. They could have used some of these boots in the Kansas City mudbowl last week. |
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