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Are you sure you don't mean Ricin ? |
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Building ant-sized robots is somewhat beyond your current technology. Creating humans with the mental capacity of an ant is, however, Baked; Justin Bieber fans are Widely Known To Exist. |
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//taking a message to the queen |
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What sort of message does one wish to send to her
Ladyship? Before commencing construction of your
tracking robot you might need to master ant
communication. |
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I myself just returned to my office after the holidays only
to that find ants have literally beaten a path [link] in the
carpet from my rubbish bin to the crack in the wall where
they've made ingress. The highly visible pathway makes
tracking robots superfluous. |
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I'm forsaking communication and going directly to gifting
the queen a mixture of powdered almond soaked in borax
as my holiday greeting. Once that has delivered the
crack shall be filled with powdered diatomaceous earth
to foil her inevitable counter-attack. |
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Haha put a match head in a tube of the striking material and see if it get lodged in a crack and see if the ant can strike the match. |
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Presumably the message would read "
salutation I am a male ant in Nigeria, and our
Queen has died, leaving 100,000 drone ants in
an anthill inside a bank. If
you send 2000 of your drone ants, I will send
them to you." |
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