Half a croissant, on a plate, with a sign in front of it saying '50c'
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animatronic toaster

 hell, it could have googly eyes and little arms and legs!
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i want my toatser to move. Not around, as that could be problematic, just move. breakfast would never be the same again
—ninjafishcake, Jun 22 2003

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       Pop a couple of M-80's in there.

It'll move.		   

       <vision of ‘The Brave Little Toaster’ with his feet nailed to the table>
—Shz, Jun 22 2003
   

       Tak 'he doast ou uf my mouf!! Tak 'he gawd dan doust ou uf my fhukun mouf nao!!   

       That would be a thing I'd like to see/hear when my toast was done. +
—sartep, Jun 22 2003
   

       Apply "dancing Coke can" tech to it, a la Lisa Simpson's tap shoes, and break out the big beats.
—friendlyfire, Jun 22 2003
   

       WTCTTISITMWIBNIIWR: Ghostbusters 2.
—Cedar Park, Jun 22 2003
   

       This is one of the funnyest things ive ever heard i'd love to see this.
—Wingmaster, Jan 09 2007
   


 

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