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We are all very different. I suspect this is the same for alcohol and the social ways that it is used in.
I propose that a person could undergo a raft of tests to find all the variables that effect their personal alcohol consumption, ah er buzz. These factors could then be used to generate optimum
alcohol consumption profiles. An individual access number is generated to a the set of internet accessible profiles.
So whether a night out on the tiles or a few quiets with friends, the chosen profile off your number will be optimized for the best concentration for time period and then recovery. Knowing when to start hydrating is very important.
This of course would have to be a computational exercise on the hard statistics of testing. Any modern computing device should have the power to compute the tables and formulae throughout the night at the specific time and ingested blood alcohol level.
The cost is going to be a little higher as bar staff boost or dilute drinks to the necessary concentrations. Then again, you are not spend money on alcohol that ends up just going through the kidneys or worst, avoiding the gastrointestinal tract and ending up on the ground.
Remember, if bar hopping, take your profile's magic number ( current state ID) with you to the next event. Although it is better to communicate to staff at the start of the night and they can foward your state on.
Oh, and please update regularly, age does matter.
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I'll have my Scientifically Optimised Profile, please, and a double vodka chaser. |
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But yesterdays testing has come back and the new profile says 1.5 shots, with a chaser chaser in 1 hour. If you want to maximize the advanced scientific neuronal activity. |
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"Morning, Ted. Starting rather early?"
"Hullo Bob, everything's fucked. Hook me to 12."
"An all-day bender, is it? Very well." |
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// We are all very different. |
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Bars might like this. "Sir, it's time for your 10:15
shot." |
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Feck off I'm not toing... doing... what you say. I'm... I'm going shober. Straight. I mean. I'm I'm... I'm -temperance- thatss what I am. SO feck off I'm not taking your filth. |
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My profile is horizontal. |
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Before or after adequate consumption? |
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Gimmie a milk. Chocolate. Make it extra-dark. |
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