h a l f b a k e r yPoint of hors d'oevre
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'Air guitar' is now a recognised genre of entertainment with
competitions and everything. I propose that people who want
to pretend to play air guitar practice the noble art of 'air air
guitar' in which they mimic the gestures and movements that
they would use if they were playing real air guitar.
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Next they'll be miming the karaoke singers. |
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[xen] Milli Vanilli may be interested in that idea... |
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//miming the karaoke singers// There's a kind of
precedent on the inverted miming/lip-syncing in the
"bad lipreading" or "music-less music video" genre,
where an entirely new soundtrack is created to fit a
particular set of visuals. |
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For Covid-era performances will there be virtual virtual
awards? |
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What's next? Kids will be pretending to fake doing air guitar,
then others will mimic them. It'll turn into a physical form of
chinese whispers - who knows what the end result might
look like? (Probably nothing even vaguely related to
performance with a stringed instrument...) |
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Of course there's also AirHead Guitar. This is where
you pretend to play a guitar using a cardboard cut
out figure of one of Trump's airheads. |
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I thought I was playing an air air air guitar but it turned out I was playing an air air air air guitar. How embarrassing. |
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Hmmm, I'm leaving the house thinking of nothing but "Heir
Guitar, Guitar". This is not good, must drive a car, must get to
the store, must buy something...but what??? |
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Obviously blissmiss must buy heirself a Ukelele. |
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The guitar was originally a German instrument,
invented, as everyone knows, by Herr Guitar. |
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No no no, he only invented the Hair Guitar, which was a commercial flop because the hair kept getting tangled round the handlebars. The Guitar was invented by the Geats and used in their famous battle against the Gits. |
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A will kit? That would be in the heir care section. |
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Playing the "Air Ukelele" is now my newest Friday night hang
out sport. When I get drunk, though, I keep hitting myself in
the face, piece of you know... |
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