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¡TelePop!
Avoid missing those crucial two minutes of Waterworld | |
This is it! They're finally showing Gattaca on TV. But as you sit
down to enjoy the show, you realize something: you don't have any
popcorn to eat as you enjoy the 106 minutes of fine filmmaking!
At the first commercial break, you sprint into the kitchen
to heat some up in the microwave. By the
time your munchies are
ready,you've already missed several minutes of essential viewing.
Don't worry, because now your problems are solved with TelePop!
TelePop is a popcorn dispenser conveniently located under your
television set. Simply fill the marked compartments with popping
corn, salt, and butter-flavored pisswater, and you should be ready
to go. Simply press the 'Popcorn' button on your remote, located
conveniently between 'Mute' and 'Recall', and TelePop will heat up
your popcorn, season it, and send it tumbling down into the
provided popcorn tub for you to pick up and crunch on. Not
satisfied with your mid-movie snack?
Onscreen, go to Menu-->Settings-->Popcorn to toggle the amounts
of
salt and artificial butter-crap that you want drizzled over your
corn.
Never miss another minute of television again! TelePop! TelePop!
(jingle)
(end of ad)
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I've never understood the attraction for popcorn.
It tastes like cardboard, smells disgusting and most of it seems to end up underfoot in cinemas. [-] |
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Yum, I love popcorm.
Can I have their ^ share? |
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<empties tub of popcorn into [dub]'s lap> oops. |
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" It tastes like cardboard, smells disgusting " |
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This from a guy with the username of [coprocehalous] (link). |
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Yeah [CoPro], cacca mouth! |
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You know what's better than popcorn? Butter mixed with sugar. Add a little flour if you have to. Yum! |
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There'll be a section for toffee flavouring right? |
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Of course. As well as an extra, unlabeled compartment for
any add-ins the user might desire (peanuts, m&ms, etc.). |
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[kaz] & [silverstormer] all in one weekend - wow! |
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Apart from [silverstormer]. Did she delete?
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hey [po]! I should be back far more frequently now, just waiting for an idea to leap, fully formed into my brain. |
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