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Ordained priest responds to confessional tweets. Sins absolved online or by text message, conveniently and instantly. 120 characters or fewer.
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could be automated, freeing up manpower for snow
clearance and the like. |
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Any sin you can summarize in less than 120
characters hardly counts. |
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Oh I don't know about that. |
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Oh, come on. Even "including the chicken" adds 21
characters. |
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Presumably "fiddling with little boys" gets
you promotion and an immediate transfer to
a parish a long way away … |
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Are you claiming Paypal Authority Bigs? |
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Ahhh, Paypal Infallibility... |
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That's better than the "I heard this pope loves cats, someone told me he's a cat-oholic". Don't blame me, blame Milton Jones... |
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We'd rather blame you, since we now have the sacks of feathers and
the tar is nice and hot ... |
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Does Hail Mary etc. get chopped off at 120 character? |
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My daily goal is to perform ~4/7 o the deadly sins
each day. Absolving me would just make it less fun.
[+] but, that's just me, I think there's still a market
for your idea, even though I'm not in it |
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You have committed The Unforgivable Sin by not fitting your message into 120 characters. Pleae repent, recount, and try again. (As for being a neo Nazi racist hatemongerimg kiddy fiddler - you're forgiven). |
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He offered his honour
She honoured his offer
And all night it was
Honour, offer, honour, offer |
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