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All those porn ads and junk mail that clog your inbox. How about one of the mailout companies giving something back and doing a random mailout on February 14th of phrases such as....
um, noticed your glance the other day - think you're sweet, will you be my valentine?
been thinking about you,
thanks for caring, will you etc
you must have realised by now - just say the word, will you etc
The sender could just be a letter or a blank. Could bring a bit of light to everyone's day - and possibly cause a bit of chaos too - what fun.
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This wuld actually cause great nervousness among everyone who remembers the ILOVEYOU virus. Fishbone. |
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I'd rather have a personal note from someone I know that carries real sentiment. Else, I would rather not waste the energy reading it. |
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the point is bristolz, is that you wouldn't know if there was real sentiment involved or not. Even if cynical old you thought you did, they'd still be a lovely grain of mystery and uncertainty (unless of course you don't mix with people generally which is entirely possible) |
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and hello_c, it's a subject/message with no attachment so you'll see it immediately it arrived with nothing further to do. God, are there nothing but cynical techies on this site? |
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Thanks for the personal insult, notripe. This is the last anno I will make on one of your ideas, ever. Clearly, I don't mix well with you. |
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thanks for the personal note that carries real sentiment Bz |
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notripe: bad idea, and a bad attitude, this one deserves my first ever fishbone of an idea. |
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Positive spam. If that's not a WIBNI I don't know what is. |
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What's the point of getting a love note from what boils down to being a computer? I very much doubt you'll be compatible. |
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Fishbone for bad idea. Extra fishbone with real sentiment for lack of apology to bris. |
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[notripe] You could bring a bit of light to everyone's day. You could go away and stop making personal insults toward people whom you don't even know. |
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I'd have to say baked. Over the past week I've got a number of emails with subject lines like "Be My Valentine" that turn out to be from such sweethearts as British Telecom. |
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Let's play the "guess how many valentines notripe will get" game. |
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What [CoolerKing] said last. |
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I very much feel you owe bris an apology, notripe, but I suspect if you write it here, she'll likely never revisit the idea to see it. I'd strongly recommend you take that chance, nonetheless. |
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And this idea is devoid of feeling. Personal notes that carry real sentiment are what it's all about. Speaking of... |
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How random is it if a mailout company has my addy? |
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Bristolz, you really shouldn't take it so personally you know, <<sings in choirboy voice>> its only a website... |
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The rest of you - soooooo negative.....and there was I thinking such a random approach might actually spur someone, somewhere into acting on a crush when they otherwise might not have taken the plunge. Maybe if I'd just called it "Love Catalyst" instead.... |
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A glance at the subject header of the mail would be enough for most people to delete it unread, I would think. |
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notripe... and you are an ignorant ass who feels it's okay to insult people because "it's only a web site"... |
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Don't take it personally. |
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you know I've always loved you Waugs. |
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Bliss, I called your rejection line and they told me to get lost. Is that like a double negative? |
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I'm consoling myself with the thought that I have more legs than your average fellow. |
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Why thank you, how sweet. I didn't mind the link though so no promises I'm afraid. |
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yeah, this is baked. i got at least one of these. it wasn't an ad for anything that i could see, which would at worst make it a very bad advertisement. it didn't do much for me, but i'm not all that sentimental, so don't judge it based on my reaction. |
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Darling,
I love you and cannot live without you. Marry me or I will kill myself. |
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(That Was The Year That Was, Tom Lehrer, 1965) |
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Does,
"Call out Gouranga be happy!!!
Gouranga Gouranga Gouranga ....
That which brings the highest happiness!!"
count? |
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I like this [notripe] more and more. Thanks for tipping me off about his skills, [po]. Unsinkable! Indomitable. And all about love and fairness. |
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