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"The Clapper" Belt Buckle

 Belt Buckle and other clothes that work with Clapper technology
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I want to be able to clap and have my belt buckle come undone and my pants unzip and fall to my ankles. Then I want to clap twice and have my shirt unbutton. Surely such clapper technology is possible on such a small scale as to fit on a belt buckle or into a button-like clothing device. Besides being smooth and impressing the ladies, it would be handy coming home after a long day at work.
—smizzou, Jun 26 2001

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       There are too many comic possibilities to name..and this could give new meaning to the phrase "off like a prom dress," but I don't trust those around me to refrain from clapping whenever I stand up.
—randydarden, Jun 26 2001
   

       :::applause:::
—beauxeault, Jun 26 2001
   

       It does sound prety dagerous, could you use voice recognition instead?
—RobertKidney, Jun 26 2001
   

       As George III says in Blackadder III:
"I'm as happy as a frenchman whose just invented a pair of self-removing trousers"
—goff, Jun 26 2001
   

       I think such a device might be prohibitively expensive. But if were the president it would be very handy. "Come here, Monica!" *clap clap*
—juan2003, Jun 27 2001
   

       Hope it has Clap Recognition Software, just in case there is spontaneous thunderous applause... then again, maybe not.
—thumbwax, Jun 27 2001
   

       I'd go for Fonzie-style finger-clicking myself, as the signal. *snap*... Heeeeey.
—Guy Fox, Jun 28 2001
   

       This would go over VERY well at strip clubs
—AfroAssault, Jun 28 2001
   


 

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