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Fortune cookies where the message says "sleep with him" or maybe something less direct, to entice a guy's date to, well, sleep with the guy.
A Chinese restaurant could start giving these out, and it would be a secret among guys in an area, and their business would do really well.
Or maybe they
could sell them on line and guys could do the ol' switcheroo when the lady is in the bathroom.
Either way, this is clearly one of the best ideas on HalfBakery.
It all starts here
http://www.fancyfor...Articles.asp?ID=176
[Phrontistery, Jun 09 2012]
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Sake didn't work as planned, eh? |
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//Either way, this is clearly one of the best ideas on HalfBkaery.// - on a par with your spelling. |
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I'm glad I haven't gone to this restaurant with my father!!! |
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She hates fortune cookies, as it happens. |
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As I found out, to my cost... |
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Clearly you have missed your audience. |
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How about one that says "Ditch that loser. Hook up wtih HIM -
->" with the arrow pointing to the adjacent table, where a
stealthy outsider is sitting. |
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Sleep with him... In bed! |
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"for $10 tip we put rohypnol in his drink instead of yours" (sorry, just following the chain) |
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"He tried to bribe us into putting something in your drink. Cops are on the way, keep smiling and pretend that everything is normal" |
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That wasn't chicken, but he is. He can't ask you back
to his place. |
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I cry when I make love to a woman. |
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It's not emotional... It's the pepper spray. |
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// I'm glad I haven't gone to this restaurant with my father!!! // |
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That statement assumes you actually know who he is .... |
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A good restaurant should try to help facilitate courtship as daters are a major customer base. |
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There's a lot of cynicism in this thread, which is not what I've come to expect from the bakery/2. I found my dream girl using this method; I'd been looking for someone who would slavishly followed instructions buried inside food. I have to say, our marriage has been a dream ever since I discovered the mixed boxes of "do his ironing" and "put the dinner on" cookies. Life simply can't get any better. |
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"take your shoes off when you're in the kitchen, you might slip and hurt the baby" |
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You know, I'm pretty sure that every now and then
they toss a "Jam a hot curling iron up your husband's
arse while he's asleep" into those assortments, just to
keep it interesting. |
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Anyway, what happens when you give her one of those
popsicles that have riddles printed on the stick? Does
she dutifully throw her clock out the window? |
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What if she goes home with the waiter who brought the cookie? |
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Well, I certainly wouldn't leave him a tip. That's for damn
sure. |
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That's a Benny Hill skit right there, punchline and
everything.
I'm bunning this for the fine bit of humor it inspired. |
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Not exactly an Oscar for Best Screenplay, but one takes
what one can get I suppose. |
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I'm not against sexual promiscuity at all, but actively
encouraging it in such an overt manner carries with it the
risk of increasing the spread of STDs and unwanted
pregnancies. The cookie should contain a spermicidal-
lubricated condom. |
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