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"Sealed with a kiss" postal lipstick

 Mail postcards and care packages with nothing but love xxx
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Put on this glittery lipstick Postal Lipstick and smooch a postcard to send to your lover, the only stamp needed is your lips!* (*and of course the hundreds of teeny particles in the lipstick that make it legal tender). Perhaps the unique particles could be fluorescent or something, each a fraction of a cent in postage on their own but a valid amount in total. More kisses would obviously send it further, but you'd be limited by the square-cube law at around a shoebox-sized parcel. It'd also be a very expensive and cultured look to wear out and about in the municipality.
—mace, Jun 26 2023

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       Shut up and take my money.   

       Are lip prints unique to an individual like finger prints? If so you could register your print with the post office. Then when you send a letter sealed in this way, the automatic scanners at the sorting office will scan the lip print, identify you as the sender, and bill your account automatically.   

       If the scanner fails to identify your print then a big black and yellow sticker will be slapped onto the envelope obscuring the print and reading "INSUFFICIENT POSTAGE: £1.50 plus £7.95 handling fee to pay before delivery".
—pocmloc, Jun 26 2023
   

       Ah, I am a fool! More important than the logistics (to some) is the design itself. I guess I'm imagining as an icy blue with some flecks of gold? But this is a detail best left to professionals and those of the fairer inclination
—mace, Jun 26 2023
   

       It's a bit mushy for my taste, but approved nevertheless.
—xenzag, Jun 27 2023
   

       + I would use it!
—xandram, Jun 27 2023
   

       //icy blue with some flecks of gold// Pansexual. How Very Bowie. [+]
—Sgt Teacup, Jun 27 2023
   

       Does it come in a USPS-approved "Forever Kiss?"
—minoradjustments, Jul 09 2023
   

       If xan would use it, well then, SO WOULD I, MACE.
—blissmiss, Jul 10 2023
   


 

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