h a l f b a k e r yA riddle wrapped in a mystery inside a rich, flaky crust
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Novelty toilet brushes are Baked but this goes a bit further.
It looks like a kitten (choose from tabby, totroiseshell, ginger, grey, black or Siamese) gaffer-taped to the end of a stick.
The stick is actually moulded plastic and contains 4 AA cells, a motor, and a small sound system.
When immersed
in water, the motor is activated and the kitten's limbs flail frantically, scraping at the smooth ceramic of the toilet bowl, and the speaker emits a frantic yowling. In the DeLuxe version, the eyes also swivel and the mouth opens and closes; when fully immersed, a stream of bubbles rises.
If left submerged, the movements weaken and eventually stop.
Suitable for amoral sociopathic sadists of all ages.
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You are both evil incarnate. You must be brothers. |
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Will this device have some cost benefit or other advantage
when compared to a real kitten? |
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Yes; it's multi-use, and the "fur" is stiff bristle, which doesn't become bedraggled and ineffective on wetting. |
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Also, the adhesive on gaffer tape can be affected by the water, resulting in a real kitten becoming detached and blocking the U-bend; on our version, the tape is purely cosmetic. |
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We will concede that the "scrabbling" action is not as vigorous in the artificial version, but the yowling is very convincing as it was a live* recording. |
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// You are both evil incarnate. // |
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Awwww, shucks, you do say the nicest things sometimes ... |
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// You must be brothers. // |
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So far, [Frankx] hasn't taken up our very generous offer of Assimilation, which is strange as he seems ideally suited ... |
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*Up to the moment the bubbles stopped; after that, not so much. |
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I can envisage a larger version of this in the form
of a septic tank (containing many thousands of
gallons of liquidised cat poo) with you in it. An
invited audience equipped with long poles and
breathing apparatus would ensure that you were
beaten back from ever ascending the enamelled
sides, though you might get close. The large
rubber sucker on the end of each pole would also
be used to periodically push you under the
festering surface of the bubbling slurry. Our only
concern is that you would probably enjoy all of
this, apart from ingesting the cat slurry. |
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Is the HB a skeptic tank? |
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Skeptic Tank ... a Think Tank staffed by the disbelieving, distrustful and mildly paranoid. Nice ! |
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Something the product of all ordinary think tanks
should be
passed through before delivery to the consumer & the public
at large. |
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A stage far too often neglected, hence the raw sewage (or
pure shit to the less polite) that so
often issues from many think tanks. |
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Nice analogy there, [Skewed]. Very apposite. |
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//product of all ordinary think tanks should be passed
through before delivery// |
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Will there be pay? Or at least compensation in the form of
systematic ridicule? |
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