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If you have a dog who can't "take a hint" about when you
and your partner need alone time, then this service is for
you!
This is an instant dog walking service where the walker
can be summoned via an app, arrives immediately
(probably via a ride sharing service like Uber or Lyft), and
takes
your dog for a quick walk. You can use it any time
you need a few dog-free minutes. I was thinking
specifically about those times when you and your partner
would like to have sex and the dog won't leave you alone,
either jumping on the bed or clawing at the door and
whining. (It's a big time mood killer!) Now whenever you're
ready to go, a dog walker will show up and keep your
pooch occupied while you get busy. And when you're done,
you can message the walker to bring it back.
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//arrives immediately// they must be no further away than next door, then, otherwise they are not very immediate. |
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So basically your neighbours all know your bonking routine. |
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Why not just let the dog join in? Aren't they part of the family? |
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Or you could make use of [nmrm]'s dart gun on the dog, the children and the partner, that way you will not be disturbed at all. |
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When the in-laws were needing time away from the kids, they would tell them that they were 'doing their taxes.' |
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// Anaesthetic dart gun? // |
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Sedatives in the food (for pets). |
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Sedatives in the booze (for kids). |
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[freestewart], I was about to say 'welcome to the HB',
but I see you've been here a while. But as this is your
first post: welcome to the HB. |
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Yes, welcome indeed. Now go lie down! |
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