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China is great at publicizing their pandas, but completely evil as a culture for the survival of pachyderms. To increase awareness, A cutesy elephantine version of Hello Kitty needs to be created and splashed all across Asia.
She has an elephant costume
https://www.google....y+elephant&tbm=isch
[the porpoise, Sep 05 2014]
Nelly the Elephant
http://www.youtube....watch?v=_a-m3pH9Dr8
[normzone, Sep 11 2014]
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Would that be a violation of Kitty-right? |
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I may be mistaken, but I don't think China has a
particularly good track record on cats either. |
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Send the poachers to Siberia to dig up the millions of mammoth tusks. Said mammoths are already dead and shouldn't care. |
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Wikipedia: "The chemical structure of the teeth and tusks of mammals is the same, regardless of the species of origin.[9] The trade in certain teeth and tusks other than elephant is well established and widespread; therefore, "ivory" can correctly be used to describe any mammalian teeth". |
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Well, well, it looks like the Tooth Fairy is going to have to start paying through the nose. |
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China does not have a good record for anything except using concrete. According to Harper's magazine, the USA used 4.4 gigatons of concrete during the entire 20th century. In the last three years, China used 6.1 gigatons. Makes you wonder if there is any concrete left. |
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Should be named *GoodBye Elly*. |
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//Makes you wonder if there is any concrete left.// Well fortunately it's made of some of the most common materials available, so there is that. |
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But still and all, that's a lot of concrete. |
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As to the idea, I was pretty sure Hello Kitty was largely a Japanese affectation? |
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What we need to do is contaminate some ivory, tiger dick and whatever else is being poached, with Thallium or Polonium or something and just kill off the customer base. |
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You guys make me laugh. Ha. |
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Didn't you know? Handling raw ivory makes you impotent and/or infertile. |
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