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Zoo'dos
Cowlicks . . . also lionlicks, bearlicks, rhinolicks . . . | |
Backing onto a lesser travelled portion of the metro zoo is a hair salon, specializing in one-off tonsorial creations by the animal emporium's world-famous hairstylists.
Once your reservation is confirmed, the attendant will seat you in a private room. First a (human) junior stylist washes out any
existing hair products and takes care of a rough trim. Your proto-coiff is then misted with a product formulated to the "senior hairstylist"s tastes.
Enter the artiste(s).
When they've completed the masterpiece, the junior stylist takes over again, applying a fixative to maintain the creation.
Not inexpensive, but it does count as a charitable donation on your income tax.
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What do you recommend for a thirtysomething male
hipbilly who's thinning on top but not ashamed of it? |
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Well, Penny Panther is always in demand for her avant-garde creations, though we caution our more follically challenged clients about epidermal allergic reactions. |
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I'd suggest either Gerald the Giant Anteater: a master at fractal combovers, or Rhichard the Rhino who precedes his signature "Big Sur Wave" with a wonderful, if somewhat intimidating, scalp massage. |
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I'll take my chances with Richard, because...well, you
know why. |
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Very Edward ScissorHand-ish. |
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Thought this would be bronzed dungs of different
proportions. |
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^ Wallace and Wanda are standing by. |
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"Weaver Birds" is three words. |
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I think the title is misspelled. "Hairdo" -> "doo"?? (leads to confusion with "doo-doo") |
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