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Zombies traditionally plod around groaning "Brains ! Brains !".
This has two possible meanings. <link>
However, presuming the desired foodstuff is of the human cerebral
material type, the more discerning zombie may be disappointed by the
blandness and lack of texture of their repast.
But
no more. BorgCo Labs are pleased to announce a range of sauces
and garnishes specifically created for the undead palate.
As your local screaming, panic stricken mob if Zombie Condiments are
right for you.
Brain's Faggots
http://en.wikipedia...i/Brain%27s_Faggots can be misunderstood in so many ways
[8th of 7, Oct 10 2014]
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Could be marketed as a range of shampoos and conditioners for self-application. |
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More likely as a nasal spray. |
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