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Fujitasan, you mean that wasn't Almond Roca? |
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now i know this has been posted before. its how i found
HalfBakery 3 or so years ago, searching the internet for
Zen Gardens and coming across a kitty litter zen garden
thing in here. |
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Passing cat leaves box
Garden, like river, is change
No need for clump glaze |
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Clump, no clump, what diffrence to butterfly. |
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I want a deep cherrywood box with a screwdown lid, a radioactive source and a bottle of poison. Schrodinger's Zen Cat Box. |
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The Geiger counter
clicks. Perhaps the cat still lives;
The Tao tells us all. |
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Zen is NOT the smell of cat shit. |
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cat squats in garden cat covers poo near catnip kitten sniffs catnip |
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we call it kitty roca
lily the dog eats it all up
none left for the kids |
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Read Terry Pratchett's "Night Watch." |
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"That is to show that chaos, like a cat, gets everywhere." |
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"And the beer bottle?"
...pause...
"Some damn fool always throws one over the wall Saturday night." |
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When you can snatch the cat dropping from my hand... it is time for you to go. |
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There's a brand of litter in UK called "Catsan". Not just for Japanese cats though. |
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