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Oh yeah, motion sensors. How about a Futilitarian light: when you clap it curses the darkness. |
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And when you light a candle, it curses the glare? |
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isnt that a tao vaccuum cleaner?
sorry not that i know or something.... |
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You've got it, Ravenswood. *applause* |
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The zen teacher was, of course, mightily surprised when he asked his pupil "What is the sound of one hand clapping?", because she slapped his face. |
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[ravenswood]: //Before you wash, a cup is a cup, and a plate is a plate. While you wash, a cup is no longer a cup, and a plate is no longer a plate. After you are done washing, a cup is once again a cup, and a plate is again a plate.//
Isn't that the Schroedinger dishwasher? I'm uncertain. |
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How about a zen hot dog vendor... always makes you one with everything, |
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I've cheated and looked, and the official answer to the One Hand koan is this: "The pupil faces his master, takes a correct posture, and without a word, thrusts one hand forward" (http://www3.tky.3web.ne.jp/~edjacob/koan.html). This indicates we're talking motion-sensing rather than sound-sensing. How do you get the master to beat you to that particular room each time, though? |
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[Ander] "When the Student is ready, then the Master will appear". |
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What is the sound of one hand high-fiving? :) |
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