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Great - a place where you can go to look
up an old friend. |
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Oh, it sure tickle her fancy - you could feel it. |
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FaceBook is so passe. We need IntestineBook. |
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But in the case of a colonoscopy, you won't actually be sharing anything useful or informative, but merely going through the motions ........ |
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What next ? Nostrilbook, Earbook .... the list of bodily orifices is not limitless ......... |
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To take this idea into the beyond, you-sarcophagus, wherein friends and loved ones can watch your slow dissolution... |
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[Idishcler], a good discussion to complement your anno. [linky] |
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(+) Had one.
Having the other on wednsday. (info overload I know, sorry).
I won't be seeing anything but the inside of my eyelids because they knock you out for the proceedure here. |
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The photos that opticians take of retinas are pretty cool .... they look like low-orbit shots of Mars. |
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"See honey, I totally ate your meatloaf."
"..."
"Oh wait, that's an ulcer. Oops. Well, what about that?" |
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Being a curious monkey I wanted to watch my colonoscopy progress live as I lay there in fuzzy acquiescence. The nurse agreed, the doctor agreed, and we progressed. Very interesting. After a few of my questions were grudgingly answered, I saw a signal from the doctor received by the nurse and everything went black. Moral: Don’t ask too many questions when there’s an 8-foot snake up your butt. |
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They pushed too far and it went into his head. |
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