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A man enters a pet store with a photograph of his wife and lays it on the table in front of the fish surgeon.
'I would like this on an active halibut'.
'Right you are sir, right you are' he (or she) replies.
The man pays a small deposit and returns several days later to acquire the afore
mentioned halibut swimming pensively in a well sealed container. On closer inspection, the fish has undergone cosmetic surgery such that its features now resemble none other than his wife: make-up, hair extensions, reading glasses etc.
The man returns home and releases the halibut into a tank (or dish - which seems to rhyme nicely) of tepid water - and the birthday surprise is complete on her return home from the boil refinery.
Belly Up
http://www.thejump....th-a-human-face.htm
"Who you calling 'fishface'?" [reensure, Dec 10 2004]
And if you get sick of your wife as a fish
http://www.luxrothchop.com/smeagull.jpg
set smeagull on her. [calum, Dec 10 2004]
Pancake Fishes
Pancake_20Fishes
almost all annos are fish puns [DesertFox, Dec 12 2004]
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ha, ha,ha, ha,ha, ha,ha, ha,ha, ha,ha, ha,
ha, ha,ha, ha,! [+] |
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'Twould be a waste if all that cosmetic surgery was applied only on the down-side of the halibut. Who would see it? And she would still be blind, to boot. |
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"I wish she were a fish". |
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How much was the deposit? |
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Don't tell me he did this on a whim.....or for the benefit of the fish....I won't say it, you can't make me do it. |
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At least your wife as a halibut would have both her eyes on the same side of her head. Okay, quit picking on the halibut. |
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Also entitled "How to get smacked over the head with a fish that resembles the person smacking you with it". |
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Halibuts are pretty dang big. Why would you choose such a big fish? Oh... nevermind. |
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[+], but oh, not for MY wife of course. This isn't just for the wife, but could be made to look like, say, anyone from pResident Bush to Christina Aqualera. |
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Heeheeheehee!!!!!!!!!!!!!! + |
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I only wish I knew what inspired this. |
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With [ben], trust me, no you don't. |
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A Christmas gift for thumbwax? |
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I feel as though I should contact the American Society for the Prevention of Cruelty to Fish. |
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A hillariously attractive idea M8...But I think a majority of wives would be a tad insulted by this gesture...with the halibut being one of the ugliest fish known to man and all. Maybe an angel fish would suit this better...eitherway [+] |
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"Are you going to keep staring at that aquarium, or are you going to come here and do something" |
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Now if you scaled it up on porpoise... |
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//porpoise = mammal, do you mean shark?// |
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Hmmm... wondering why this is relevant. |
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On porpoise or by accident? |
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Probably just for the halibut. |
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this is going silly, I can feelit. |
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Pancake Fishes = fish puns |
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Where's sparky when you need him? |
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Out on a date, of course! |
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but why would you want to give your fish away? [2fries] everybody loves fish and chips |
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Isn't this a Monty Pyhton sketch? |
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<Maddona voice> "Like a sturgeon, touched for the very first time..." </mv> *
*or Weird Al Yankovic, if you prefer. |
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Wouldn't you need a fish licence too? |
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Ok enough of the fish jokes, you're giving
me a haddock. |
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