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Just send in a good quality portrait
photograph of yourself and the makers
of
Your Face Ironing Your Pants will return
you
one
of their customised irons.
You can choose just about any well
known
brand of mass produced iron as a base
unit. Your Face Ironing Your Pants, will
scan
in
your photograph, convert it to a series of
dots, like a halftone, which will in turn be
manufactured
as the pattern of steam holes on the face
of the iron.
You can use it just like any normal iron,
or
exhibit it from time to time on a shelf,
with steam visibly hissing out of the
dozens of holes that now look like your
face. Leave it sitting in place too long
and it burns a nice portrait into your
laundry.
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Hey, how about personalized ironing board grids, too? |
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I would pray to use this as a weapon against some unfortunate burglar. Who got him? Who do ya think!? [+] |
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I anticipate a largish market for certain celebrity faces. And an increase in trips to the ER for genital steam burns. |
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Sounds like a threat: "Hey pal, keep it up and I'm gonna iron your pants with your face!" |
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I'm *pretty sure* I would not have come up with this
idea myself...have a bun! [+] |
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Got a couple of buns for ya xenny. |
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