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I'm gonna give you a fishbone, 'cause its fuggin hilarious. I think so at least. |
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Sally likes ketchup, Billy likes mustard. But when Mom's making lunch and can't remember which hot dog belongs to whom, panic sets in. Hilarity ensues. |
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Glad to see that you could join us Mr Al Fayed. Here's a rotting fish carcass for your emporium. |
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Ohhhhh-- I get it now! Fishbone. |
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Made from those yellow low-acid tomatoes, maybe. Different taste than regular red tomatoes. Good for your ulcers, maybe? Come on, sputnik5, I'm trying to help you. |
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Ketchup, or rather, tomato ketchup, isn't just made from tomato. It has other vegetables in is as well. Isn't mustard a type of ketchup anyway? |
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Mustard. Ingredients mustard powder, water, possibly vinegar and/or flour. Ketchup. Ingredients (Heinz) "tomatos, spirit vinegar, glucose syrup, sugar, salt, spice & herb extracts, spice, garlic powder". |
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... miscellaneous insect parts and feces". |
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