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Having just become a hunkerer it occurs to me we could ramp
up the volume a little and make it an actual competitive,
judged, and professional sport.
How you ask, huh you say???
I propose you get a sponsor, (hence the category), and devise,
develop, design, the most obtuse, yet outstanding
thing-a-ma-
jig, that you can with the product that your sponsor
manufactures.
Facebook will provide the platform, and the public will be the
judges. The prize will be a year's supply of whatever the
sponsor sells. (If it will fit next to your mountain of hoarded
toilet paper and crap).
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In the UK, at the time of writing, based on the current WHO figures and the 2017-18 statistics from the ONS, if you aren't high-risk you are 3.75 times more likely to die in a fatal car accident than from COVID ... |
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//3.75 times more likely to die in a fatal car accident// |
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Not right now, there's practically no cars on the road. |
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//3.75 times more likely to die in a fatal car accident// |
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Not right now, there's practically no cars on the road. |
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Walking outside (with 6ft distance) I believe is still
recommended. Maybe one of these days I'll go for a
walk to the local grocer for health/resupply but also
to people-watch on the way. |
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// you're being so negative lately. // |
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To quote our annotation on another idea, // since [MB]'s departure, our display options are all set to "Extra Dark" // |
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// go out for a nice drive? // |
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Actually, it's the perfect time for a motorbike, and by coincidence the weather has improved too. |
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// people-watch on the way // |
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Wear an action cam, and cough a lot. Watch their reactions. Hilarity ensues. |
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// You must have SOME usable parts // |
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Some? We have a substantial stock; we sell the surplus ones at competitive prices. Would you like a price list ? We are thinking of starting a scheme like Amazon Prime, for regular customers ... |
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Please don't say that, it's mildly insulting, and after all we do have a reputation to maintain. |
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This could be "hunkering up". |
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Love that..."The Hunker Games", staring 2fries hunkering at
his freaky, spooky, axe murderer filled, Canadian hotel. Yes. |
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<Mental image of [2fries] in an empty lobby, typing "All Work And No Play Makes Jack A Dull Boy"/> |
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Truly, a Shining example to everyone.... |
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Only you guys and my family know my play...
...and they aren't interested. At least you guys fake it, I mean I love them dearly... but basically they just do their best to keep me humble with their eye-rolls when I tell them about my ideas and make throat-crossing gestures behind my back when I start going off on invention tangents with strangers. |
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Seriously, they think I don't notice but I can see their reflections in the corners of my glasses. |
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Newton developed Calculus hunkered against the Great Plague. He was a lifelong hunkerer, rather than, say, a hunk, although he was apparently "dating" a girl at the time. |
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// <Mental image of [2fries] in an empty lobby, typing "All Work And No Play Makes Jack A Dull Boy"/> // |
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But what's he staring at? |
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// [Newton] was apparently "dating" a girl at the time. // |
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I had heard he was simultaneously gay, asexual, in a relationship with a man, and a lifelong virgin, but I think that's the first I've heard of him being interested in a woman. Unless you meant to type "eating"… |
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There is a recent novel written about Newton's university era girlfriend. The article I read had a title something like "Newton was not gay" |
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He was almost certainly Aspergers, or some autistic spectrum condition. All his known behaviour traits fit the DSMR criteria. |
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// what's he staring at? // |
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He's not staring "at" anything; it's the Thousand Yard Stare while he listens to the Voices In His Head. |
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// what's he staring at? // |
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Somebody else's tiling mistakes, that have to be fixed, which induce Halfbakery ideas. |
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