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World Mews
The newspaper of current cute meow videos | |
This would be a website and associated actual print publication
(which could focus on exact spelling transcriptions), that displays in
traditional newspaper-style layout, the most current kitten videos
from around the world, including mews associated with all of the
traditional sections of a
newspaper -- politics, sports, financial,
comics, style, and how kitten videos effect each of these aspects of
the world.
For you all...
http://iwastesomuchtime.com/on/?i=51647 [RayfordSteele, Nov 10 2013]
[link]
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Ahh, you've taken over my role of being the fishbone magnet. How can I decline to provide one more? |
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You're meow welcome meow meow. (Licks fishbones) |
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<here's GROG attempting to suppress the gag reflex> |
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[-] Well, that didn't work. |
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But on the bright side... eh... oh wait, that is [8th]'s flamethrower. Never mind. |
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Didn't you mean to say Purrld Mews |
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// that is [8th]'s flamethrower // |
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S'OK, take this one. We have others, besides we have to go and call in an airstrike. Just keep burning stuff 'till we get back. |
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You want any grenades with that ? |
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[8th], I'm sending in my crack brigade of rhinoceros
commandos to help quash this terrible idea. Deploy them
as you will, but please try to send most of them back alive.
They're difficult to train. |
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My Frisco bunned this behind my back. |
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[Alt], we promise we will ensure the ashes are cold before sending in the rhinos to trample them into the dirt. |
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Thankyou for your assistance; it will not go unrewarded. |
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Everybody loves adorable kittens. Everybody who's not an
inhuman monster, anyway. The only reason I don't wish I
could give this idea fifty buns is because I would actually
like to give it a hundred! [++++++++] |
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Adorable kittens? Yes, they're adorable, until they start
clawing the furniture and defecating wherever they damn
please. Links to crappy videos of adorable kittens cramming
my inbox 24/7? I'd rather have the real thing, feces and all.
LOL Katz and their ilk are tearing down the pillars of
society. |
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Oh well, I just evened the score. [+] (Although it is a terrible pun-ish title.) |
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WITH MY GRAND ARMY OF KITTEN MEMES I SHALL
REPEL YOU ALL AND TAKE OVER THE WORLD!!! |
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Come on then [Ray], if you think you're hard enough. We will take you down, you and your benighted mob of mangy flea-ridden fur-covered shit machines ... |
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"SOUND GENERAL QUARTERS !" |
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always wanted to say that... |
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