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Workout Water Closet

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A pedal-powered throneroom, with lighting, flushing, maceration, ventilation and cleaning all powered by the user's frantic pedalling.

Given that the smallest room is also usually the hottest in the house, all of that exertion can only be good for you.

Pedal hard enough and you'll potentially lose more than just a few hundred grams from the bottom line.

—	UnaBubba, Jan 22 2013

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The horror. The possibilities range from unpleasant to torturous.

—	WcW, Jan 22 2013

Chopping into smaller, uniform pieces, [21].

—	UnaBubba, Jan 22 2013

"excuse me, I've got one to pedal"

"i'm off to Shwin one"

"tough night, I ate shit riding the shit eater" (holla)

"man am I sick, It was the 'Tour du France' last night"

"hope you've been working out, or that cheese is really going to bite you in the legs"

—	WcW, Jan 22 2013

You've really thought about this, haven't you, [WcW]?

—	UnaBubba, Jan 22 2013

Softening or breaking into pieces, using a liquid. I guess I'm using culinary terminology, rather than the vintner's meaning.

—	UnaBubba, Jan 22 2013

Isn't it a great language, if it's the one you grew up with, rather than trying to learn it later?

—	UnaBubba, Jan 22 2013

Chup.

—	UnaBubba, Jan 22 2013

I thought this was going to be a separate WC for people who have been working out. Because, you know.

—	DIYMatt, Jan 23 2013

No, I don't think I do know.

—	UnaBubba, Jan 23 2013

Hit the gym early in the morning, you'll figure it out.

—	DIYMatt, Jan 23 2013

I go at 5am. Do I need to be earlier?

—	UnaBubba, Jan 23 2013