h a l f b a k e r yQuis custodiet the custard?
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Well, I mean, we can't have mammoth milk today, but starting with
buffalo
milk and changing the fat, mineral and protein percentages to what
scientists might guess the mammoth would produce we can sell
"preview
woolly mamoth milk".
A portion of the proceeds of said milk helps companies such
as
Colossal
(see link) with their de-extinction projects so that one day you can pick
up
a giant, 6 galon bottle of Wally's Wholly Wonderful Woolly Mammoth
Milk.
Colossal
Https://colossal.com
Mamoth milk of the future [not_only_but_also, May 10 2022]
Happy food animals.
https://www.youtube...watch?v=hL4b0Pc1xIs
My absolute favorite SNL sketch. [doctorremulac3, May 10 2022]
[link]
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I had assumed that the de-extinction would come first. |
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Oh, how embarrassing. I don't spell mammoth very often. |
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Also, as an aside, is there an animal with more double letters than
woolly mammoth? |
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hahahaha - it should be renamed "mammmoth" to
emphasise its size. Was there a non-woolly
mammoth? A bald mammoth? |
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The only problem is perception. We already got over
the issues of drinking something that comes out of
the back underside of a half ton farting animal, can
we move into the realm of drinking something that
comes out of a two story high hippy elephant? |
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I'll bun this because it's interesting, not because it's a
product I think would fly off the shelves in
supermarkets. |
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How about if it came in strawberry flavour? Does that change your
mind? Plus, go into the draw to win a mammoth ride! (T&Cs apply) |
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Aren't there still enough frozen mammoths around that we can find out precisely what it contained? |
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//How about if it came in strawberry flavour?// |
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Maybe if associated with a cute big eyed cartoon
mammoth in the ads. It's always important to portray
animals we use for food as being really happy about
it. (linky) |
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If it were tinted blue like Bantha milk or green like the Last
Jedi creature's milk it could pick up an interesting marketing
hook. |
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I can already buy camel milk, butter & cheese. I'm in. |
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Mamma Mammoth's Mammary Magic™ keep healthy the Wholly
Woolly Whey |
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Chihuahua cheese is a thing... |
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...I'm just not certain how they milk them. |
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