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WobbleWarsh
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WobbleWarsh

“Hey pa! That infernal clothes warsher machine is acting up again. Every time I put any clothes in to warsh, that blamed contrapshun starts ta jumpin’ and a’buckin’ like some kinda loco bronco. Thought we was gonna lose the trailer off’n the cinder blocks. I’m fidna dump it out with all of our Camaros out back.”

“Well, heck ma, I’ma busy with cleanin’ the pig sty. Kin ya wait fer a spell? Don’t be doin’ nuttin’ foolish now woman! Hook mah saddle up to the infernal ‘chine and let the kids hold the blasted thin’ down!”

“Wheeeeeee! Whoooo Hooooo! I want another ride! No! It’s my turn!”

“Woman! What is that dab-blamed racket?”

“Honeypot, them’s chil’en is jus’a’lovin’ that washin’ contrapshun. Ah thinks we should call up them White Trash Amusement Park folks down there in Bakersfield, California and tell ‘um we done found them a new ride!”

Follow-up: Due to the current success of the WobbleWarsh and the royalties being paid, ma and pa have purchased a new double-wide trailer, and they will be able to put the 12 oldest children through grammar school.

My thanks to [po] for the inspiration for this idea.

—Klaatu, Feb 16 2004

I can only imagine it's this one. Klaatu, have we been formally introduced? http://www.halfbake...r_20kinky_20bathing
[po, Oct 05 2004, last modified Oct 17 2004]

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       *shudder* <remembers childhood days in the South>
—k_sra, Feb 16 2004
   

       *shudder* <remembers childhood days in the South>
—Letsbuildafort, Feb 16 2004
   

       *shudder* <remembers all-too-recent days in the South>
—Klaatu, Feb 16 2004
   

       would that be Lewes by any chance?
—po, Feb 16 2004
   

       Can't fool me with your bad sourthern US accent writing style. Everbody knows that anybody living in a trailer on the back forty hasn't got enough money to own a washing machine. They spent it all on parts cars so they could keep the one Camaro that they've owned since they got married and dropped out of high school running...
—humanbean, Feb 16 2004
   


 

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