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Far too good for this place! |
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This year I went to the "Major General's Review" which is a rehearsal event for Trooping the Colour so I can readily imagine how this would liven things up. I think, ideally, the snakes would be made up from the marching bands, with their music being played at a faster and faster tempo as the queen advances to higher and higher levels. |
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How does the snake get longer after successful consumption of said
apples? |
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This is turning a solemn and historic national ceremony into a farcical charade. |
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If there was a two-player version, maybe H.M. could play against her grandchildren ? |
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Tetris, Shirley. They practically do it already. |
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//How does the snake get longer after successful consumption of said apples?// The Field Officer barks "Append Tommies!" and the requisite number of bearskin-sporting types join on the end. This allows for a snake of approx. 225,000 persons (or 317,000 including the TA), which, if nothing else, should impress the North Koreans. |
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For some reason I'm imagining the marching band members who make up the 'snake' to be playing the tune "Yakkety Sax" as they march ever more quickly. |
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Pac man and space invaders are deffo better suited to the Edinburgh Tattoo. |
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